End of the World

Well, here it is.  Unless you've been living under a rock, you know it's 21 December, 2012.  Some folks have got quite into an uproar about it.  Satanists have considered it a "Holy Day" (12-12-12) aka (2x 6-6-6).  Puh-lease.  Most have determined Nero was the "Beast" (not the Romulan, but the Roman).  Shrug.

So yeah, 21 Dec 2012 is the end of the Mayan calendar where they ran out of room, so for some, it could portend the End of the World (tm).  So what are we supposed to do?  Well, I for one am going out with a fight.  I have my trusty Ibanez Saber (from Japan itself) hitched-up to my 6-Space rack-unit (aka The Cosmic Cube) of which contains several goodies, and then into an effects-loop, aka a pedal-board of boutique, hand-selected guitar pedals, (aka The Thing Ring) [as it loops back into The Cosmic Cube] as such, a ring.  I'm fully prepared to activate everything all at-once as need-be in case of asteroid-attack from the Gamalons, dimensional-portals opening in un-nice fashion, or just plain demon-foolery and fight bard-style against various nemesis in the same vein as the band The Darkness did so in their video, "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" or the band KISS in Kiss Meet the Phantom of the Park.  Because I still believe that Rock and Roll can save the world.

So what else can you do if you can't rock-out?  Well, firstly ...

  or, at least the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy insists.  You could even dine at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe and listen to the band Disaster Area if you must.

Or, simply, listen to The Eagle's "Journey of the Sorcerer" and pray.  Enjoy.. and.. good luck, everyone.

A little pre-Christmas cheer

Here's a few rules for America:

• Being an atheist is okay.
• Being an atheist and shaming religions and spirituality as silly and not real, then voting for someone to defend your screwed-up concept that men should marry men in a church is not okay.

• Being a Christian is okay.
• Being a homophobic, misogynist, racist, or otherwise hate-monger in the name of Christianity and God while clinging to dozens of firearms at home desperate to murder anyone who steps on your lawn with a sweaty palmed fervor, then vote for someone who shoves your views down everyone's throat is not okay.

• Being a reindeer is okay.
• Bullying and excluding other reindeer because he has a shiny nose is not okay.

Merry Christmas kids.  Now get along and go play.  All of you.  It's what God would want.  It's why we're here.  Meep.

Help request

I am quite sure most of you have seen the rather large green dragon that has been flying over the south-west portion of Colorado Springs for the better part of a week.  I am looking for someone to help me:

• Lure said dragon away from Colorado Springs to a more rural area, such as south-east of Fountain, CO
• Force said dragon to land in rural area
• Subdue and/or slay dragon in whatever way we agree appropriate
• Use time machine to return dragon back to the future

This job offers no pay, as dragon slaying is its own reward.  Please note that I am not talking about the gold-dragon that frequents the area from time to time.  He and I have an agreement.