How about a little Engrish?

While I'm nursing my cold (a little "cheap" 10-year Canadian Club to help it along with some homemade chicken noodle soup.. the noodles dissintegrated however, failed their saving throw.  Now it's more like chicken noodle stew.. traditional Hungarian Golyash, anyone?)  I reward my readers with some Engrish:

If you were warring ice cream factions, hot would be the way to go.

I never knew the Japs hated the Jews?!  WWII leftovers?

Don't we all feel happiness when we eat a him, Mr. French Fries?

Dude, I'm not 100% sure, but.. I think she's into me!