Sunday, February 22, 2015

Postcards from the Past

 
"Having a great time here, being the king.  Jenny got a rash on the beach.  Tim got stung by a bee.  Wish you were here!"
 
  A few readers are wondering, "Hey, why hasn't Mike made a blog in a freakin' month?"  Some suspect I was on vacation, or that William Blake's Urizen had taken me to the Elysium Fields.  Fear not, I'm not dead, though I have no excuses except the Muse, "Calliope" has not visited me recently.  I must have insulted her in some way.  Perhaps I should make an alter and offer her chocolates?  Muses love chocolates.
 
Serendipity is actually not a Muse"d".  Sorry, Selma.  You are pretty hot though.
 
  I recently went with a colleague to see Billy Idol in Denver a few weeks ago.  Quite a satisfactory performance, especially considering his age and the altitude. 
 
The couple, no idea who they were, but they didn't have tickets to the sold-out concert, later mugged by a gay poodle.
 
 
  Ate across the way at 5280 Burger Bar on 16th Street (known in Denver as an outdoor city-mall area where cars are not permitted).  Burger looked okay but again, like many things in Colorado, bland.  I find the blandness disappointing here.  One could argue the lack of air causes less taste for those scientistific readers here, but I can surely detect an amount of such rare spices as "salt" pretty easily, or especially it's lack. 
 
 
 
  I gave them a mediocre review on Yelp which devolved into a "tip" because I was fairly speechless on it's boringness.  Meat quality was fair to above-average though.  Flavor was void.  Literally, you could taste the element of "void" in it.  Some would say the fifth-element is "love" so I'll say it's the 6th.  I could go on and on about void is love etc. but that's too philosophical and silly, so I'll not go there except to say that love is not tangible so therefore a void, and yet it's the most tangible thing.  Discuss amongst yourselves, I'm feeling verklempt.
 
5280 Burger Bar is pretty fail.
 
  Back to Billy Idol... the only low-light was the drum solo.  I'm a bit spoiled with Rush's drummer Neil Peart playing a very entertaining drum solo that might last 20 weeks to Erik Eldenius' effort.  He's only been with the band for 2 years to Neil's 40 years so...  In a surprise-move, Billy Idol's guitarist Steve Stevens played a flamenco guitar solo.  Not expecting that.  Brilliant work throughout and the concert fully enjoyable. 
 
 
 My colleague and his wife waited in the parking garage for an hour or so and got to have both Billy and Steve sign their shirts, which is impressive.  Upon his wife's commenting that she was wearing a shirt from his '80s concert, he remarked in full Idol accent, "A classic!"  Nice.
 
                                                                                  
 
 
  Lately, I've been going back to Denver quite a bit on business, in-particular, a place I used to work when I was in the USAF.  That place is what made me retire from active duty a little early.  There's a lot of memories there, mostly bad ones.  I had tyrannical leaders that did things like take away chairs to which we had to type and stand for 12 hours at-a-time, take away meals, talking, etc.  When you're 38 years old you're pretty much done with being treated like a dog.  It wasn't just me, it was all of us, and it wasn't my fault. Corporal punishment from another section. We were working 29 out of 30 days at-a-time for months on-end out of mere spite and lack of planning.  Those good at their job were "rewarded" with more shift work, those bad at it got the day off more often than not. 
 
 
                                                                                                   
 
  It sounds unreal but it happened and I have witnesses of the inhuman atrocities that occurred.  I can only hope that karma gets back at them.  If it had been a necessity, a war-fighting situation, I could understand it.  Instead it was just per-whim, and I call that a foul.  During this period I had a hard time getting my run-standard up to-par as the USAF required a certain time-limit to complete it, but going for a run after no food and standing all day in silence, typing hunched made for a difficult go.  Our squadron leader at the time wouldn't allow us to practice during work, a mandate from higher headquarters.  I'm not saying we were set-up for failure but... a lot of us weren't doing so great, and then we were threatened discharge if we did not succeed.  I was able to meet the standard and exceed it out of sheer gusto. 
 
 
 
  I remember thinking during my very last run, "Well, if I die of a heart-attack, it'll be their fault."  We were required to have a 32-inch waist at the time as well, and perform 60 push-ups and sit-ups, each of those within 1 minute for a male age 38.  I did all of that.  Out of spite, I did 68 of both.  The evaluator looked horrified, "Mike.. um.. Mike you only have to do.."  I growled at him and kept going, then when I was done it all, I resigned from the USAF.  I played their game, beat it, and left on my own terms.  I am not a number!  I am a free man!  My life is my own!  A lot of guys stay in for various reasons, family, a pension, etc.  I took all of that and gave it back.  Too many guys staying in the last bit are effectless, just laying low until the 20 is up, not doing the work needed at their rank, just skating-by.  I would not.  Did I surrender?  Not really.  I got employed fairly quickly as a contractor for a reputable company under the DoD doing about the same work at higher pay, so I get to still harass the Russians, and really, that's all that matters.  You may have noticed Putin hasn't quite taken Ukraine yet.  Heh.  I'd like to think I'm a part of that failure.  Just a cog, sure, but a part of it.
 
 
 
When I got back to the same location I used to work for some software concerns, it was like walking back to a nuclear crater.  I had gone back 5 years ago but the real issue was in 2007 when I was dealing with things.  It's been 8 years.  After 3 years, there was still some memory of it, some lingering evil of my own demise.  This time it was different.  Though the images flashed back some memories, like sunken ghost-ship, the evil that existed there, even the afterimage ghosts were long-gone.  The spirits had moved-on, maybe in myself, maybe there. 
 
 
 
  If you've ever been to a place of a great atrocity, such as Hiroshima & Nagasaki, or the Sand Creek Massacre of Colorado, or a place where a loved-one had died, if it's within a few months or even a few years, the violence there, the pain still lingers.  Ghosts haunt the place.  I'd like to think I'm sensitive to those ethereal elements a bit, those intangible "Postcards from the Past".  When I walked that land again this time, however, there was nothing.  Time had erased it like surf over a beach.  It was peaceful and changed and different.  Billy's new song, nothing is more apt...
 
 
                                                                                 
 
 
  Like a ghost-ship sunk, coral had taken-over.  Tropical marine fish had made it their home, and in the end, it was just a thing, a place submerged.  Plankton and sea-greens had encased it in a living-organism tomb, all the evil had fled and been banished elsewhere.  Sand Creek is now just a meadow with a plaque.  There's no haunting there, not any longer.  Even the most sensitive of paranormal who can detect violent ends cannot scry any strings from the skein that is events of time.  No heartstrings left.  The beach of Time has altered it, changed it, cleansed it.  Even these things move on.  A stranger could advance upon it and there would only be a quiet still, a hush, a nod from Nature, a sad smile and a tear that the visitor would not understand but wonder.
 
 
 
I strode the area silent to myself, searching my own memory banks for completion, but it was not even there now.  Gone.  Like as in the end of Blade Runner, lost like tears in the rain.
 

 
                                                                                          
 
Out.
 
 

 
 
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  Oh, a lot of you just like to see the "pictures", because I have a fan-base that just likes that I guess.  Time and time again I get, "Where do you get those pictures?!"  Sigh.  Okay.  Like a band who has to play their one radio hit from 45 years ago forever like some Sisyphus, here you go kiddies... as a master-bard I bow to your requests... 
 
First some eye-candy...
 
Sasha Grey embodies my feeling of "Postcards from the Past"
 
and for the ladies of course...
 
Dude looks like he works-out.
 Now for the rest..
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Thursday, January 15, 2015

I Want My MTV

 
 
 I remember when I first saw MTV.  It was at a friend's house in January of 1983, though it started in August of 1981.  The Greater Boston Area had one cable TV system then, Continental Cablevision (now purchased by Media One in 1996), and few had the premium package, and even then it was quite regional.  CC would not air MTV in the Merrimack Valley until late 1986.  During that time, Massachusetts had V-66 as a free-substitute on a UHF channel (you know, the flippy 86-number bottom dial for those before digital-input.. pure analog signal here, and UHF deserves its own blog in itself, mysterious, late-night programming when VHF primary-channels were off-the-air after 11pm, odd black-and-white programming and Japanese horror films).  I had a crush on the VJ, MaryJo Kurtz.  They'd play a lot of Boston rock and some Canadian-rock as well, with a smidge of synth-pop ala Missing Persons.  I just emailed MaryJo (who's now a journalist) and she said I made her day:
   
MaryJo Kurtz (VJ) on the bottom-left.  Shown: the V66 video-jockey "VJs".
 
MaryJo Kurtz @MaryJoKurtz 41 minutes ago
": Still love you from V-66, Mary Jo! Forever a fan."
 
/ "Thank you! You made my day... :) Enjoy the evening..."
 
Nice, MaryJo.  I will!  (She was a Rush fan and played it quite a bit)..
 
 
 
  V-66 was actually pretty decent for its time, but the manager of the channel 18 months later wasn't getting enough cash and converted it to a UHF home-shopping channel, but not before it did what MTV has done now.  Yes, in its last few months it added barely or non-music content.
 
 
 
Fast-forward to right now, today, and I look at the current day's MTV schedule lineup.  You'd expect some Headbanger's Ball or even some Yo..MTV Raps!  but no.  None of that.  Here's the lineup:
 
 
 

 

 
  Sorry for the diminishing size but it was in 3 pages, had to convert from .xps to .jpg, all mostly because of Google Blogger's lack of adjustability, though it's free, so I'm thankful for that.  Anyway, as you can see, there are NO showings in 24 hours of anything music-related.
 

 
Ridiculousness is a sub-par reaction-show to past-their-prime videos from YouTube.  Anyone with internet-savvy and a penchant towards slapstick, home-quality videos such as Fail Army have already seen these.  Hosted by skateboard professional Rob Dyrdek and talentless Pakuni, Chelsea Dudley, aka "Chanel West Coast" nominated for the world's most obnoxious laugh (whom Rob is undoubtedly boinking), a D-list guest-star will also watch and comment, usually horrified, mouth agape at the damage-control of lampoonish stunt-fails.  This show is best suited for age 9 to 11.
 
 
 
Fantasy Factory is more of Rob Dydrek's goofing-off in a warehouse he owns with some talentless help-staff, making the viewer believe that owning a clothing-line of skateboard-trendy gear is a joke.
 
 
 
We're treated with 2 MTV-produced movies, Harold & Kumar go to White Castle which is a high-schoolish adventure about 2 guys who crave White Castle burgers late at night and Jackass': Bad Grampa which focuses on Johnny Knoxville's eponymous character (to my horror, made back its money ten-fold, doing better than Blade Runner, Serenity or Empire Strikes Back.)  Johnny should be proud his work is far more reaching than most films ever made.. somehow.  Truly, we've entered the warning-future portrayed in Idiocracy.  Both films are, in my opinion, junk.
 
 
 
So when are we seeing music videos?  Never.  MTV has discarded it.  Music Television has no music in it whatsoever.  One could argue the downfall was Remote Control, a TV show MTV aired that was a gameshow questioning contestants about music videos MTV had shown that week.  Not too bad a show, actually, with Colin Quinn and Ken Ober (fellow U-Mass graduate) who died in 2009 at age 52 after a failed career (prizes for everyone!)
 
 
 
I'd say the real death of MTV was the popularity of the unreality show The Real World.  The show was not good.  Not at all.  It was for kids who wanted to like MTV but didn't like or understand music. It was all fake drama though.  All reality TV is scripted, kids.  All of it.  All of it.  American Idol?  Scripted.  People who say otherwise were paid to do so.  Those lines the show made were all publicity.  Sorry.  Jerry Springer anything?  Scripted.  All of it.  Listen to me.  ALL... OF... IT.  Okay?  You understand now?  Now take the red pill and let's move-on.  The show The Real World was the first non-music show MTV dared put in 1992.  This was the beginning of the end.  MTV started backing-off on music videos more and more until now, on MTV2 and VH1 you might get an hour-block on occasion once-in-a-while.  MTV's breakoff channels also show cheap shows like Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire for hours at-a-time because it's cheap.  By 1995, most of even MTV's sister-channels owned by Viacom were cancelling all music vids.
 
 
 
Back in 1985, if you weren't on MTV you were nobody.  You had to get a video out on MTV to survive.  All music began and ended there.  People were shoving VHS tapes by the pallate to MTV.  Now, a music-video is made sort of after-the-fact.  Kids are stealing music online without any regard for fidelity and no one seems to care.  Shame, really.
 
"Kanye West will make Paul McCartney super-famous!"
 
I miss new music videos.  I'd get excited when I learned my favorite band was coming-out with a new album and released a video for it beforehand!  That was the only way you'd really know, before the internet that is, or from Kerrang! magazine perhaps, or from friends, or a sudden discovery at a local trip to the record store.  All of those excitements are lost now, for the most part in the US.  Really a shame.  I wish MTV was relavent still, but it is not.  It's geared for the bored 9-year-old or stoner (same difference) with a bowl of Cheerio's as background noise as he's smearing his mitts over a touch-screen for endless stimuli of anger and colors exploding into his dead retenas.
 
 
 
I miss an album "listening", where you'd go over someone's basement and put a vinyl record on a hi-fi stereo system and you with a small group would discuss the lyrical meanings and hidden messages as the album played linearly on, and then you'd flip the record for side-B, often better, more interesting tracks there, less radio-friendly.  Now it's zoom through lo-fi MP3 files, giving each a 3-second listen before moving-on.  Shame, the world now.  Shame.
 
MTV Music Awards are all about butt-wiggling it seems.  Musical integrity is OUT.  Lip-synching is IN.
 
It's not too late!  Back in 1981, the ad-campaign for MTV was, "Tell your cable company you want your MTV!"  I remember it.  I wanted it.  I called Continental Cablevision.  Often.  We finally got it years later.   The band Dire Straits made such a claim with Sting in the song, "Money for Nothing".  You can get it back with a petition?  Is it too late?  I WANT MY MTV.. BACK!  Doc!  We need to go back to the Alternate 1985 and fix what went wrong!  To the Delorian!
  
  
                                                                                                      
   I know that changes are permanent (as Rush says in "Tom Sawyer") but can't it be for the better rather than for the worse?  Low quality for convenience is everywhere and it makes me ill.
 
 
 
OUT.
 
"Don't worry, Mike.  Not everything is "low quality".  -Phoebe Cates