Firestar of Marvel Comics |
At this point, I'm expecting antics from Super Mario Brothers The Motion Picture to start.
I knew this guy who had a Ninja ZX-9 (no longer produced) who brought back his bike and revved it to redline the day he got it (clutch engaged) to show off the engine "sound". He'd do this and a few burnouts in the driveway. After a few months and 2000 miles I asked him if he had changed his oil yet from the "break-in" procedure, as he was complaining his engine sounded like marbles in a coffee can. 1000 miles later he did and out came chunks of aluminum. His engine was shot. Kawasaki gave him a new engine after 3 months as it was under warranty.
Proper break-in of a car or bike is keep rpms under 4 or 5k and not a steady pace (so, city driving is good). At about 500 to 1000 miles, change the oil and you're done. Easy, yet so few adhere to this rule. Ah, well. I figure the way a guy treats his cars is how he'll treat his lady at home (though not always if he's simply obsessive-compulsive) and is a good judge of character overall. Wax his car twice a year, clean inside and out? Fine. Wax every weekend? This guy's got issues. Never hand-wax? This guy doesn't like his life as he's still searching for something better than what he's got. Got a Prius? He's a moron and voted Obama, then will vote Obama again to not admit he was wrong the first time.
Toyota Prius entering the Full-On Gay Rainbow Tunnel in California |
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