This is a sampling of every song off the new Metallica album, Lulu. You might want to sit down with this and have a box of Kleenex handy. This is no joke. This is actually Metallica's album. You judge each sample:
After cleaning myself with 300 sieverts of radiation and taking a deep breath, I'm going to say right now that some of the guitar work is actually very good, especially with the stereo-chorus pedal setup. Um.. I wonder if Lou Reed didn't sing on this album and Hetfield did instead, more angrilly-ier, it might have helped. Still, the song Little Dog is unbearable. Okay, all of it is unbearable. Some people have mentioned that Iced Honey might be the best track on the song, or View but that's like saying that little piece of grass that's not too covered in dog vomit all covering the dog diarrhea is pretty okay because it's cold outside and it doesn't smell as bad now that it's night, and I'm drunk.
Fail.
Well, Metallica fans, you always have Iron Maiden and Antrhax. Try those and move on.
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