Sunday, November 10, 2013

Generation Zero

Emma hates YouTube's login changes and rants about it, monetizes videos and gets tax-free cash from them anyway.

   I had a little downtime for a change to let my muse rest from my recent guitar-work and decided to browse Google News when I came upon an article about how some girly named Emma Blackery is upset about a new YouTube format change.  I haven't been on YouTube in weeks so I thought I'd check on it.  The girl (seemingly) plays a ukulele (though I think it's restrung backwards E A D G instead of G D A E as a cheater's method) and sings about how she's ticked-off YouTube (owned by Google since 2006) is requiring a Google+ account to make comments on videos.  She proceeds to cuss and spit venom over it like a dirty pirate hooker might if one crushed her thumb under great duress within a giant clam at 40 fathoms.

I'm AquaMan!  That's right, BITCH!

  A bit horrified, I commented that YouTube was a free service and if the rules might dictate a change such that Google got rid of the YouTube account system and simply made it a product of Google+ it's no big whoop as since a good portion of cellphone users have Android OS which automatically creates a Google+ account anyway.  If she didn't like it, she could make her own video-system, charge nothing for it as Google does, then enjoy complaining people cussing her out.

Save me, Lancelot!  Come to my aid, my mindless, juvenile follower-heroes who have no soul!

  I was suddenly bludgeoned by dozens of posts defending her, saying that the free service is being shoved down her throat, that despite my comment that Google+ was the #2 social network it just was terrible as all out, and that she certainly was justified in her telling YouTube and Google off.  Well, in America, you're free to do so, though I think she was British (judging by her teeth), so she doesn't have the right to Freedom of Speech, but that's besides the point.  Most of the defending posts were idiotic and mono-syllabic, though one was more eloquent, mentioning it was her right to behave as such.  I agreed to this, but that she was an anti-Bard, creating malice and vulgarities, causing no good.  Indeed, I felt her song only created anger and drew up a mob of discontent and riotous feelings, henceforth, an "anti-Bard".  One could argue she was a Chaotic-Evil Bard as well.  In either case, I didn't like the negative she was spitting out, though she nicely stayed in-key for the most part, and I couldn't completely tell if she was faking the ukulele playing or not.  It sounded a bit too rich for nylon strings, and the chords didn't seem right, but whatever.  I won't post it because she swears a lot.

  People argued on my comment of malice here: "Malice? Please. Its an opinion and clearly most people agree. How does it feel to be the 1%?"  I thought a lot about this.  I am guessing he's referencing the "Occupy Wall Street" protest from two years ago, or it's a slightly clever mentioning that 99% of viewers agree with her profanity, though the like/dislike bar didn't agree there, it's more like 15% at the time, but whatever.  One commenter noted that only those over 30 were okay with the change, and those under 30 hated it.  He said this proudly, but to me that indicates those lacking wisdom are against a G+/YT merging.

Emma says: "Am I pretty enough for you now, mommy?  I made a shitty song on YouTube so now I'm meaningful!"

  All this got me to think, and later I checked and a few took my side and championed the cause, which is nice I wasn't 1% after all, and I defended my use of the word "malice" even though most people did indeed agree.  I spent two days thinking about the responses.  I am a Virgo, after all.

  It worries me on a few levels; not for my safety or anything like that, but the condition of Society as a whole.  Firstly, it seems there's a ton of folks doing nothing all day except commenting on YouTube.  Doing some research, a lot of it seems to be a Troll-ish outlet of negativity.  People vomit comments of "Meh!" and "You stink!" (or far, far worse) to honest musicians brave enough to put forth a vid.  People also seem angry that free stuff has conditions like little children.  Granted, little children are on YouTube, and for them, I blame the parenting, but for those over say, 16, I think they need to get on some medication.  I did a little research on Emma and indeed, she is British and has a decent internet presence of 400k subscribers (better than my 19 followers for certain) and is.. 21 years old.  Ah, the heart of it!  Twenty freaking.. one.

  Since I'm 43, I really can't take any advise from someone who when I was 34, they were age 2.  There's not a lot of wisdom gained by age 2, and the child in-question behaved just like a little, bratty, 2-year-old.  I find a lot of 20-somethings are that way.  I suspect it has a lot to do with parents telling their kids they were "special" and, well, they were not.  These folks think the best movies of all time were within the last 5 years and that The Matrix was a classic.  Have you seen it recently?  It's laughable.  Did NOT survive the test of time, kids.  Also, Disney has done far better films than since The Lion King.  I preferred Scar's opinion of eating dead animals anyway, thereby no one got hurt.  Mustafa lead a reign of terror (hence the worried, Nazi-esque praise of the newborn.. "Remember me?  I.. I was at your birth ceremony!  Please don't devour me and my children!"  Always two ways to look at it, kids.  As for Disney animated films, there's about 30 before that, and all were better (except Footloose and Fancy Free.. I never got that one)..  The biggest concern is that YouTube requires a different user account and that's a big deal for them, compared to say, the recent events for a Venezuelan where items like flour and cooking-oil are getting so hard to find, people are shooting children in the face for it.  Like lazy Roman emperors, Caesars of the Senate, all of them, demanding Caligula-like demands, "Bring me a donkey and have it defecate on a beautiful diva's head, yet I pay nothing for this!" (YouTube is free) is now vexed that they have to lift a finger and enter a username and password once (it's remembered for you permanently).  Amazing.  Just amazing.

  If you would, a little on my opinion on these "non-contributing product-sponges" voiced best by orator Louis CK:

  He makes a good point (if you clicked the link).  People aren't contributing much and demanding a lot.  I remember when I was 17 I expected the World owed me a career, etc. but I learned by 22 that this was not going to happen and I needed to get off my haunches and grasp onto reality a little.  I think a lot of these complaining kids have an easy outlet and it seems as if there's a lot of angry naysayers but honestly, the only people who comment angrily and pettily on YouTube are those who haven't reached that point yet, filled with the lies and bitterness of childhood.  Sorry, wittle kids, the Tooth Fairy isn't real, and neither is Santa Claus, and yeah, your job sucks so guess what?  Yep, you have two options, find another sucky job and stick with it and get good at it or stick with the one you got and then stick with it and get good at it.  If you think you can just go to college for some stupid, non-science degree, or an online degree and think you're going to get anywhere because you have the "piece of paper" I tell you it doesn't amount to anything compared to good, honest, hard, tenacious, work.  If you get a science degree then good for you, but you're going to have to go back to square one again and work.  In the meantime, those that did actually work for those 4 or 5 years are already above you in the chain and have that much more experience and your degree won't trump them.  I recommend maybe get an Associates' and call it a day, then get to freakin' WORK.  Stupid kids.  No one's gonna hand the world to you, and whatever tax-handout like a wittle baby you demand by voting is gonna be ultra-low-quality and not the idealistic, not have to work Nirvana you expected where you can dance around like a TJ Maxx commercial trying to find the perfect blue unless you suck B'Cawk on the side for extra money, that is if you can double-swallow your pride there and be an infant while I blast past you in my Corvette Grand Sport in Angry-Bitch mode.  Stupid.  Ugh.  Horrible.  Idiots!  Wake up and get your hands dirty and show initiative and drive and make your way to manager, respected by the store you're in as the janitor ground-up talent that you could be.  It's not too late.  Also, go watch Thor 2, it was pretty darn good.  Also I'm always right, Emma.  You're just vulgar, childish and stupid.  I'm awesome.  Bye!
Girl realizing suddenly I was right all along and Emma Blackery is a fucking cunt!
Freedom of Speech used here, bitch.  I'm American and we wasted you in 1776 and now just again in 2013.


  1. This article is the biggest load of bullcrap ever

    1. I like it that you can read. Did you not agree that this generation lacks substance? Your reply did, and you neglected punctuation. Would you care for a spanking? Why do you have so many consonants in your name? Would you like to buy a vowel? I do believe the Herculean 5th labor of Augean Stables may have been slightly larger a load, as is your face that no one would love. Oh, look! You slide down a hill on grass on your Google + page! It seems you've betrayed your goddess by actually getting an account as well. Betrayer! I hope she is merciful, lest she sing a "F*ck You Krzzy" song. If you like, I can make one for you and post it, as I'm far more musically talented than Emily, your mistress.

      PS. I would ask for nudes, but you're fat.

    2. the reason you want nudes is because you're a 40-something hear old virgin. calm the fuck down.

    3. I applaud you of your correct use of "you're". So many delinquent students these days. It's refreshing that you know the contraction indeed! Sadly, however, you did not spell "year" correctly. Understandably, spellcheck would have ignored it, and the Y key is quite close to the H key, so forgiveness is given.
      I'm also impressed you akin me to Steve Carell's character in "40 Year Old Virgin" (2005). The movie is likely as old as you are and you may have even been conceived of it during the grand opening, or more likely, behind the dumpster of the theater. Yes, your mother's a whore. I know this because.. "mike-you-suck-sir".. I'm your father. I've missed you. You have a sizable trust-fund I've saved for you. Just please send me your address and I'll send over the bank information for you to collect.
      In this day and age, I'm impressed you think a 40-year-old (or in my case, 44) is even plausible. I'd find it hard-pressed to find a 14-year-old virgin in this day! Should I duck from vampires? Oddly, I'm on my second wife. Perhaps I should have shared toothbrushes or something? Probably why I'm divorced. Never learned how to "you know what" "dooooo it" I guess, but yet this is not possible, as I pounded your mother in the arse, and you came out her arse, which makes you a tar-baby. Are you black? Send me some nudes. Love, Dad.

  2. How do you expect people to want to read your posts when you go and attack Emma for no reason at all? You clearly aren't clever enough as you didn't realise you said that she was 2 only 9 years ago, meaning that you missed out 10 years (she was 12 9 years ago) or that you're thick enough to not be able to use a calculator.

    If you're "always right" then how come your blog doesn't have more than 20 followers yet Emma is now on 700k subscribers? Clearly the maths show who's preferred.

    Also, if you're going to say that her being British explains her teeth, I can say that you must be one fat shit who's sitting in a room where all your furniture has been made out of stacking all the big Mac boxes you eat constantly.

    Now is when you realise how much of an arse you are and that Emma is a better person than you ever will be.

    And with that, I thank you and

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    1. I actually expect people to read my posts BECAUSE I attack Emma! Checking my stats, I've had over 10,000 views, so I guess I made the right choice there, where I usually only get a few hundred. Win! I'm obviously clever enough. Yeah, I made a typo on the 2 versus 12. I didn't need a calculator to solve for that formula though, but I do appreciate the spell-check.

      The "maths"? More than one math? I like that. Maybe you should take the Englishes? As for me being "right" based on followers, Jesus had 12.. so.. I'm doing better than that, checking by my "maths". How many followers do you have? I suspect zero.

      Not a fan of the Big Mac, per se. My estate generally has pretty nice things as I work as an aerospace engineer. Having lived in England for a while, my comment is justified as just like the Japanese (I lived there too helping them with satellite operations for a few years, and taught classical guitar there as well) that dental hygiene is more corrective than preventative or cosmetic. It's simply their culture. It's not her fault, she's merely surrounded by that lifestyle, and I pointed this out. There are quite a few nations that put that on the back-burner. It does not make them less of a race of people though. It simply "is" and some people are unaware of that.

      I do not bow down to your observation that Emma is a better person than me because she's vulgar and without class or distinction, and she can't sing well. Her heart is cruel as she "bites the hand that feeds her" with profanity and that's just in bad-taste. She has no honor there, simply put. If she recants her song, I will accept her apology, and yours.

      I accept your thanks, and only wished you created the lovely ASCII-art, but, alas, I know you probably copy-pasted it from somewhere, as you're a non-contributing media-sponge with no soul.

      PS. Please send me some nudes of yourself with a dog.

  3. "she was British so she doesn't have the right to Freedom of Speech" Just because america is made to look like the king of freedom dose not mean other places don't have the freedom of speech as well, because we do.

    1. Dylan, Brits have a "limited" freedom-of-speech. You should look into that. Go ahead and make an article against the Queen to inspire riot and see how far that goes, eh? I'll mail you some nudes "ac1234" once she sends them to me, that is, if you like fat-chicks with dogs.

      America is not the MOST free nation, but it's up there, I agree, and we have the best looking girls, cars, and movies.

  4. Nice failing to mention almost all of the YouTube community, including people you watch, were against it. And the horrendous changes to the comment system that came with the G+. And the fact G+ is only the second biggest social network because it is forced on us.

    1. The entire YouTube community was not against it, only the whiny kids who want socialistic "free stuff" and are lazy. Of those aerospace engineers I work with, we were delighted in the account consolidation of YouTube and G+, so your numbers are biased and skewed to a personal reference. You are, quite simply, "wrong". Most people I know used G+ beforehand anyway. Is another account daunting for you? Perhaps I can hold your hand and do that? Oh, wait, you already acquiesced and did so, instead of heading Emma's words and NOT doing so. Who's the bitch NOW, Noah? Guess it's you.

      PS. Send me some nudes of your mom. Thanks. She's hot.

  5. You said you didn't like the way Emma cussed in her video? Well tell me how the hell calling her a 'fucking cunt' makes you any better than her. There are so many things wrong with with article, maybe it's the way you make stupid jokes about her nationality, maybe it's just that you are just a very unpleasant person! Who knows? At first your article was amusing, then it was just rude, and then, to be honest, it kind of got off topic. Not a good read, would not recommend. Goodbye. (Also if we're telling people how to live here, stop using memes in your articles. Your a 43 year old man, that's gross.)

    1. Ah, I did not call her such a name, Solana. The co-worker camera-photoed with the goofy look actually said this and I quoted her. These were not my words. You say there are problems with my article? Can I hire you to proofread as an editor? I could use a good editor. Perhaps $400 per blog-post? I expect good work though. Let me know if you're interested in a job? I usually post twice a week. I can pay via PayPal if you like.

      My jokes are often stupid, yes. I have to appeal to a large crowd and sometimes reach the lowest-common-denominator at-times. Should I be more witty? I doubt readers would get inside-jokes from references to "As You Like It" by Shakespeare. Hmm.. Curious.

      You ask me to stop using MEMEs because they're.. gross? I'll have you know I make my own MEMEs, which is pretty badass. I also have been doing this since 1993 using Compuserve and Bulletin Board Systems (BBS) and even earlier in 1987 using and creating my own Wildcat BBS sites, so.. I've been doing this since before you were born. Stop using MY MEMEs! It's gross. I am the originator of them since day-1 so.. you owe me for each use. I'll take some out of your first paycheck. Let me know if you take Google Wallet btw.

      PS. Oh, and I need you to send me some nudes of yourself. I wouldn't mind one on all fours, perhaps using a mirror? Thanks. Just a mild request. Do you have a broom?

  6. Methinks I hear a fedora. As Noah said, amalgamating YouTube and Google+ caused a lot of havoc and made it difficult for both users as content creators. Now that the "wonderful" number 2 social is about to be canned, hopefully YouTube can resume being an accessible platform for users and creators. Your argument isn't based on any kind of sound logic, it's all about slamming a young woman, because, well, she's a young woman. She is actually a well respected creator, and champion of charity. When prey tell dear sir, did you raise 25,000 GBP (about 42069.63)?
    You just come off as a grumpy old dude. You're past it my friend, let the new generation come and rock. Your days have passed.

    1. You hear a hat? Perhaps you meant the Linux project, or the opera? Regardless, you come off as a Down Syndrome retard (politely and correctly pronounced, reh' TAR'd). You think G+ is about to be canned? I think not, especially since you yourself bowed-down and got a full-on G+ account just to post here. Seems you are not the rebellious warrior you thought you were.

      So, you wish to fence on logic? Firstly, you mention you "hear" a fedora. This could be either a hat, development tool, or an opera, or perhaps a codename for a Cold War spy. In either case, you're illogical. Secondly, and more to-the-point, my "logic" is that she's insulting the company that pays her. If you worked for a large company, would you publicly insult it? You'd be fired in a heartbeat. Same goes for her vulgar song against the "hand that feeds her". She insults it, yet they are so benign they accept the freedom of expression regardless of her bad publicity against them! They are saints! How "logical" is it to TRY to get kicked-off of YouTube when it's her sole income (and surprisingly very lucrative for her). I insult her logic directly! I don't slam her species. I slam her retardation. She's respected by children who don't know any better, and are media-sponges that don't have any pages themselves, nor produce anything worthwhile (such as yourself). She's loved by retarded goblins with no creativity or hope who just feed off the tit of YouTube without even standing up by her clarion-call of vulgarity by song like some evil, anti-bard. Some good it did, none of them joined her cause against YouTube's consolidation of accounts. Indeed, even she made a G+ account like some scum-sucking lowlife who doesn't even believe her own message! If she was truly honest in her song, she'd have cancelled her subscription and channel in defiance, regardless of her income. THAT would have been the true passion and message, not whining like a spoiled brat with a mouth worthy of an honest soaping.
      Champion of charity? To what cause? Where did the money go? If she was a true "champion" she wouldn't have publicized the fact she did it. She just wants to show off. If it wasn't for YouTube, she could not have championed a dime. Ironic she sings against it, no? If she un-monetized all her posts on her channel, then she'd be honorable. I did. She is a prostitute. She does art for cash, not for the love of it, and by that, she's cheap and whorish.

      I've championed causes in my day, true, and have done well by them. I donated $75,000 US to the Native American Fund in 2004. I think that's worthy, and I did it without whoring myself.

      I'm not quite "old" I'd say, at 44 now. Though I must admit, I was an angry rebellious teen, then angry rebellious 20-something, then 30's. I've always been a punk-rocker angry-dude. My age has nothing to do with it. Most of the 1950's and 1960's rebellious teens gave up and became passive and institutionalized and absorbed into the system. I refuse! I am the true rebel! She almost was, but she gave-in like a loser, not standing up for what she believed in, and you are a loser for believing in her fake-ness.

      PS. Please send me some nudes of yourself, particularly I'd like some hands-over-head photos and some spread butt shots please. You don't have to shave. I know you don't with a name like Yeshe Thubten as you likely live in Tibet with your whoremates. Whoring. Have them send me your best work and I'll give you $2500. I'll need your Paypal account to send it though.

  7. Stop talking about being are a embarrassment to us all.

    1. I've fought in two wars in the military and am highly decorated. I currently hold a special compartment top-secret clearance. The reason it took me too long to respond to you was because I'm working a DoD job and America is quite involved in situations in the Middle East and Ukraine. I helped stand-up the GPS system at 2SOPS (which you undoubtedly use from time to time) and was awarded Best Space Operator for the USAF twice. At Cheyenne Mountain I helped splash-down the hated MIR by the Russians and saved the lives of a crew of 5 astronauts from a potential collision from a rocket-body-segment, having them maneuver just in-time. I declined my pension because I didn't want to put a burden on the US government. I currently work at an AF installation with a very large aerospace company. Today I ate a Coney Dog at A&W and a rootbeer float with fries. I own a Corvette and all my cars are American on-purpose. I've saved countless lives for America and would do it again. I think that makes me pretty God-damned American.

      Pray-tell how many wars have you fought in? How many lives have you saved directly? Have you ever pulled two Marines out of a foxhole during a SCUD crisis? Did you bleed for your country? What service branch are you in? Did you donate your military paycheck to charity? How many volunteer charities have you directly attended?

      Who's the embarrassment now, bitch?

      PS. Please send me some nudes of your mom wrapped in an American flag. Thanks!

  8. I think you'll find that what she had to say was an opinion, as is just about everything you posted. How about no-one is really wrong or right because opinions are opinions.

    1. Actually, you're correct on all points. Well-put. Very eloquent and to-the-point. You're actually quite intelligent and thoughtful. I have nothing bad to say to you whatsoever. You're pretty cool. Well said.

      PS. Please send me some nudes.

  9. Replies
    1. At 13 months, this is a rather delayed response. You must have just come out of a coma, so I applaud your recovery. I did a little research on you, and noting you have a "Kim Kardashian" application installed on an Android device indicates to me you are under the age of 18, so a thorough mouth-washing by the nuns that raised you is in order. I recommend Ivory. 99.44% pure you-know, the other I leave up to your imagination.
      What's wrong is that I don't think it's nice to insult a corporation that gives you money in such a rude fashion, and, as an American, I have the right to speak my mind in a public forum, which I did-so impressively. One should be thankful that Google is paying her out in thousands of non-taxed currency, even if they require a consolidated username/password setup (for free, mind-you). They created a platform for her to make millions, and she insults them by being profane and tried to insight a riot. Sad and ungrateful. I would recant if she got a Google+ tattoo.
      I see you didn't follow her suggestion, however. Her cry was to beg her followers to NOT have a Google+ account, but, like her, you acquiesced like a pitiful bitch that she (and you) are, and suck on the tit of the company that you're "told" to turn your back on. Quite unimpressive, oh "free thinker".
      I recommend you send me some digital pictures of yourself nude as soon as possible. Please do not shave on my account. I promise I probably won't post them.