Monday, December 17, 2012

A little pre-Christmas cheer

Here's a few rules for America:

  • Being an atheist is okay.
    • Being an atheist and shaming religions and spirituality as silly and not real, then voting for someone to defend your screwed-up concept that men should marry men in a church is not okay.

  • Being a Christian is okay.
    • Being a homophobic, misogynist, racist, or otherwise hate-monger in the name of Christianity and God while clinging to dozens of firearms at home desperate to murder anyone who steps on your lawn with a sweaty palmed fervor, then vote for someone who shoves your views down everyone's throat is not okay.

  • Being a reindeer is okay.
    • Bullying and excluding other reindeer because he has a shiny nose is not okay.

Merry Christmas kids.  Now get along and go play.  All of you.  It's what God would want.  It's why we're here.  Meep.

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