Sunday, December 9, 2012

Help request

I am quite sure most of you have seen the rather large green dragon that has been flying over the south-west portion of Colorado Springs for the better part of a week.  I am looking for someone to help me:

  • Lure said dragon away from Colorado Springs to a more rural area, such as south-east of Fountain, CO
  • Force said dragon to land in rural area
  • Subdue and/or slay dragon in whatever way we agree appropriate
  • Use time machine to return dragon back to the future
This job offers no pay, as dragon slaying is its own reward.  Please note that I am not talking about the gold-dragon that frequents the area from time to time.  He and I have an agreement.

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